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Novels
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The first novel is based on my first four years on the water, learning to sail and to survive in the boating world. It was the 60's and the world was full of change with new music, new philosophies and the promise of free sex (whatever that was!). Having
come together in early senior school and realized that they both have a similar
dream, these two characters buy up several boats, starting with a dinghy in
which they learn the rudiments of sailing and finishing with a rotten old
motorboat which ends its life burnt on the slipway. In
between, they use, explore and work on craft in most states of decrepitude and
at the same time meet a series of riverside characters who, apart from adding to
their knowledge of all things nautical, add to their knowledge of the world –
often in a very dubious manner! Their acquisition of knowledge in the sex and
girls department is at best haphazard and at worst, totally confusing, leading
to some hilarious but also hazardous adventures with those engaged in what comes
naturally! The
characters they meet along the way include Ol’ Lizzie a (semi) retired
prostitute who helps them answer some of the big questions about life and tells
them stories of her former partner, ‘arry the ‘ole’ and of her life
afloat; Dangerous Dave who tries everyway possible to kill himself (and those
around him) in a string of disastrous waterborne experiments and Bummer, a
school master of questionable personal habits and low morals. Their interest in
boating becomes a vehicle to learning about life – the disappointments and
hurt, as well as the fun and excitement of new discoveries, experiences and
knowledge. The story starts with the two lads sitting in a boat on the Thames reading through a library book on how to sail whilst their boat does it’s best to deposit them into the river and ends 9 chapters later with them saying goodbye to their adolescence, again on the Thames, a bit wiser and more mature, but no closer to the Atlantic or to that first longed for sexual experience. Having survived early life, they are ready for the next great step and further adventures on life’s long river, in the next book.
Click on the Cartoon above to go to the excerpt pages.
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